i can’t be mad at any animal for more than 2 seconds
can we all just have a minute of silence for all those good hair days no one important saw you
stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all
so hey fun fact for anyone who wants queer history trivia: the first disco in Seattle was opened in 1973 and was a gay bar called “shelly’s leg” and it was named after a dancer named shelly who lost her leg in a confetti cannon accident and used the insurance/lawsuit settlement money to open a gay disco.
a) This is such a fantastic story that I wouldn’t care if it were made up, except that