I will not forget you, though. I don’t think that you particularly deserve my...– Chelsea Fagan, I Will Not Forget You (via 5ft1)
*Pollen accidentally enters body*
Immune system: What the hell is that?
Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
Pollen: What?!? No! We just got lo-
Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES
Pollen: The what?
Mucus membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
Immune system: ALL OF THEM.
Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
i don’t even remember like 85% of 2012
h0llo: If you don’t like me tell me so I can not like you too
darrynek: itshinyu: darrynek: why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so. get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
sassydetective: we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones
Stay close to anything that makes you glad you are alive.– Hafiz (via perfect)
plot twist: he likes you back