May 2013
“I will not forget you, though. I don’t think that you particularly deserve my...”
– Chelsea Fagan, I Will Not Forget You (via 5ft1)
*Pollen accidentally enters body*
Immune system: What the hell is that?
Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
Pollen: What?!? No! We just got lo-
Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES
Pollen: The what?
Mucus membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
Immune system: ALL OF THEM.
Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
[Dramatic music]
Me: *Sneezes*
i don’t even remember like 85% of 2012
h0llo:
If you don’t like me tell me so I can not like you too
darrynek:
itshinyu:
darrynek:
why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers
And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.
get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
sassydetective:
we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones
“Stay close to anything that makes you glad you are alive.”
– Hafiz (via perfect)
plot twist: he likes you back
